Why your palm hurts....

I LOVE my cellphone/pda the TREO 650.
This love for my device has a good lesson in it- and
it's not what you think.

It's ok to love an inanimate object.

Excuse me-

wait a second-

this message is to tell you why I now HATE
by cellphone/pda TREO 650.

I found out recently that the pictures I have been taking and saving to my
computer were actually NOT being saved to it.

I figured it was something I had done wrong, but after spending an HOUR
with 4 different people from PALMONE, found out that the software that
connects my phone to my computer ONLY does that if you use the software
FROM THE CD that came with the device.

That means that the software (of the same name) that I had to DOWNLOAD from THEIR
site- the "UPGRADED" version does NOT have that functionality.

I asked why not- as any customer would, and the answer was that they
didn't have the rights to send it online, only with a CD.

So- "SEND ME A CD."

"Sure- that'll be $19.95"

HELL NO. I bought the damn thing, I used the CD, but eventually had to UPGRADE, and now they said that I have to PAY to get the functions that were supposed to be there to begin with?

That was after an hour, by the way.

So guess what? I'm going to get the CD from a friend who still has his,
and then instead of getting the NEW TREO 700, or 750, or 800,

I'll be buying an I-Phone.

I think you should too.

F*CK PalmOne.

So what's the lesson? Don't THROW your customers to your competitors
by being stupid.

Swanky Bar, Empire State Building

We're at a swanky bar! This place is called The Rooftop, on 27th and 5th ave. The last picture is Laura and Meital...Nice, huh?

Swanky Bar, Empire State Building

We're at a swanky bar! This place is called The Rooftop, on 27th and 5th ave. The last picture is Laura and Meital...Nice, huh?

Mediocre 4 and the Silver Surfer...

Ah, well.

At least it wasn't as bad as the first one.

Although if someone were to argue that it was worse, I wouldn't have much defense. It's not like it was HORRIBLE, just kinda boring and cliche.

When are the writers just going to not be so corny? Why on EARTH did Sue Storm have to be a whiny brat about her marriage? She couldn't see that THE WORLD was more important than her wedding? BOOOOORING. And dumb. And Sue Storm is NOT one of those women.

As for the Silver Surfer Story- meh.

Anyway, not as bad as Spider-man 3, but dull nonetheless.

My favorite part?

The Transformers preview beforehand.

So far, only "Knocked up" has done a good job.
I hope Transformers saves this summer!

Mediocre 4 and the Silver Surfer...

Ah, well.

At least it wasn't as bad as the first one.

Although if someone were to argue that it was worse, I wouldn't have much defense. It's not like it was HORRIBLE, just kinda boring and cliche.

When are the writers just going to not be so corny? Why on EARTH did Sue Storm have to be a whiny brat about her marriage? She couldn't see that THE WORLD was more important than her wedding? BOOOOORING. And dumb. And Sue Storm is NOT one of those women.

As for the Silver Surfer Story- meh.

Anyway, not as bad as Spider-man 3, but dull nonetheless.

My favorite part?

The Transformers preview beforehand.

So far, only "Knocked up" has done a good job.
I hope Transformers saves this summer!

Freakin' Giuliani....!!!!

When Giuliani was Mayor of New York- way before 9/11, Matt Kalman of www.TheJokeProject.com and I made up an improv about him.

It was later stolen by Saturday Night Live.

It was about two guys who blamed EVERYTHING on "Freakin' Giuliani"
(Of course, when we did it, it was "Fuckin' Giuliani")

People in New York were mad at the time because Rudy closed down the strip clubs and made 42nd street into Disney world.

But it was safer, and I WAAAAAAAYYYYY preferred it to David Dinkins' New York, which was savage beatings and crime u the wazzoo.

In fact I liked Giuliani, and was ALL for him as mayor.

Now that he's running for President, everyone is acting like he did nothing before 9/11, and I wanna say that's BULL.

I'm not saying I'm voting for him, but I AM saying that he was an EXCELLENT mayor, and his opposition is taking cheap shots about 9/11 being his only display of leadership.

And mind you- it was a heck of a display.

Now then- I would ALSO like to tell Rudy to slow down on all the 9/11 posturing too.
I think his advisers are telling him to say 9/11 all the time, just so we stay reminded- I don't need reminding.

Just show us what you got NOW Rudy- I think it's a lot.

"Man.... my feet hurt today... all this concrete everywhere makes my feet hurt... "FUCKIN' GIUIANI!!!"

Freakin' Giuliani....!!!!

When Giuliani was Mayor of New York- way before 9/11, Matt Kalman of www.TheJokeProject.com and I made up an improv about him.

It was later stolen by Saturday Night Live.

It was about two guys who blamed EVERYTHING on "Freakin' Giuliani"
(Of course, when we did it, it was "Fuckin' Giuliani")

People in New York were mad at the time because Rudy closed down the strip clubs and made 42nd street into Disney world.

But it was safer, and I WAAAAAAAYYYYY preferred it to David Dinkins' New York, which was savage beatings and crime u the wazzoo.

In fact I liked Giuliani, and was ALL for him as mayor.

Now that he's running for President, everyone is acting like he did nothing before 9/11, and I wanna say that's BULL.

I'm not saying I'm voting for him, but I AM saying that he was an EXCELLENT mayor, and his opposition is taking cheap shots about 9/11 being his only display of leadership.

And mind you- it was a heck of a display.

Now then- I would ALSO like to tell Rudy to slow down on all the 9/11 posturing too.
I think his advisers are telling him to say 9/11 all the time, just so we stay reminded- I don't need reminding.

Just show us what you got NOW Rudy- I think it's a lot.

"Man.... my feet hurt today... all this concrete everywhere makes my feet hurt... "FUCKIN' GIUIANI!!!"