How to Kiss Your Way Out Of Space-Jail

This is how you do it:



And then you apologize to Camera, and escape!

Cheryl Buys a book!

Today, this girl comes up and says "I HAVE to have this!"
She was out showing a friend NYC, and well- what better thing to do than buy CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN? Here she is:

See you guys? Cute chicks LIKE Star Trek!

Which Sci-FI Character are you?

I saw this little quiz, and thought it was fun:

I came out as G'Kar, from Babylon-5... not that I watch that show....

New Star Trek Trailer- Finally Here!!

Yes, I am SUPER-Excited!



And of course, he is making out with some woman. If you want to know his secrets, get the book that "Tells All"!

"Get Your Ship Together"

As I say in "Captain Kirk's Guide To Women", a man must "Be Your Own Captain, and Get Your Ship Together"- well, it seems that the new Star Trek movie out summer of 2009 has it's ship:

I kissed a Girl- and I liked it!

Ok, this isn't my usual for Captain Kirk, but.... I couldn't resist....

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE:



Great work J/7!

Star Trek Convention Las Vegas 2008 Montage...

Here's the Montage video:



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Star Trek Convention- VEGAS BABY!!!

We're in Vegas at the 2008 Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas!
Trekkers and Trekkies everywhere, and Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- complete with the
LAS VEGAS KIRKETTES!!



No William Shatner this year, No Patrick Stewart, but that's ok- we've got the Kirkettes!!

I'm doing my Power-Point Presentation Today at 2:40pm...

Off to Vegas!!

The Star Trek Convention starts today in Vegas, and we're going to promote the book. I have a spot to talk at 2:40 on Friday, and I'm doing what I can to get some excitement at our booth-

The plan? Hot Chicks:

AS SEEN ON OPRAH!!!

Yes, baby! Captain Kirk's Guide To Women finally made it to Oprah!!



Well, almost!

The ladies of "FOCUS" discuss Captain Kirk...

Last night I was a guest on the the very funny improv show "FOCUS", which is a parody of "The View". The ladies all had great characters, and chatted, bitched, and interviewed their guests. All of this hilarity took place at the Magnet Theatre in New York City

First was "Sarah", who was an American Idol contestant, and she sang a very cool original song all about wimpy guys. It was a perfect segue for me and:

CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN- How to Romance Any Woman In The Galaxy.

I demonstrated my Trek-Knowledge to the audience, made some jokes, and gave away some books. The interview surrounded Captain James T. Kirk and his Plasma-Powered Playboy self, but also took some tangents into the world of TV host scandals and such.

A great time had by all!