ABC DISCOVERS 2017 Casting Details- SUBMIT NOW!!

ACTORS! It's that time again!

The ABC Discovers: Talent Showcase Actor Submissions is now open for actors in Los Angeles and New York. 

Click on the links below for more information: 

Los Angeles Actor Breakdown:https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8klbDTUsFOqOGRzWlRsRFl6YjQ/view?usp=sharing

New York Actor Breakdown:https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8klbDTUsFOqYkhiVF9JQ2pkVms/view?usp=sharing

Deadline to submit your headshot and resume is Friday, June 2, 2017! 

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Star Trek Lost Episode - SNL- With Chris Pine!

Dammit Jim!

It's been a while since a Star Trek SNL sketch, and it's pretty obvious to me that these young guys have NO IDEA what they are even spoofing, but I laughed more than I expected to:

I'm also pretty sure that most of the cast is about to crack up at Bobby Moynihan's character and his walk. Whoever the hell is playing Sulu is obviously not an actor, but I guess there were no asians around?



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ACTORS: "OMG, What Do You WANT?!"

Hey Actor!

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

She was yelling at me,

and I was surrounded by other people

yelling at me, asking the same question.

So now I ask you:

WHAT DO YOU WANT????

I know what you'll SAY you want:

it's all the same thing- MORE of whatever

you feel they don't have enough of:

- You want a NEW car, because your old car is not good enough

- You want to play an "important" role in an "important" film.

- You want to write an "unforgettable" play

- You want to be a CELEBRITY

- You want to be considered a "GREAT ACTOR"

- You want people to want your autograph

- You want a JET PLANE that whisks you away

- You want to make money without a day job

- You want a TONY, and OSCAR, a GRAMMY!

- You want hot chicks/dudes to fawn all over you 

and want to fuck your brains out. (is that just me?)

But here's my question for you....

WHAT DO YOU WANT??

I ask again because you don't actually want those things.

No- you really don't.

You want the FEELINGS that you think those things will give you.

And you're right- they will give you those

feelings- because you have decided that they will.

But I have some good news, and some bad news...

The bad news first:

The feeling that you are longing for won't last.

It will be over almost as fast as it comes, and then

VERY soon afterwards, you'll want another.

Or you'll hate the fact that you got it.

Or you'll think you actually don't deserve it.

It won't be enough.

But here's the good news:

You can actually SKIP THE LINE ahead of

everyone else who is trying to get that feeling

by creating near impossible goals to achieve them,

You can "Hack" your way to the feelings you want.

And all you have to do is realize that the FEELING

you want is generated by YOU.

YOU generate your own feelings.

YOU get to give yourself the accolades, the awards,

the "importance", and the SIGNIFICANCE.

Because even if you did get those things that you

think will give you the feelings.... it's YOU who

set up that game.

"So what, you won an Emmy- a TONY is where it's at!"

"So what you won a Tony- an OSCAR Is where it's at!"

Etc, Etc. Etc.

The audiences will NEVER clap loud enough

to silence the critics inside of you.

Identify the feelings you want.

Is it Significance?

Is it Self-Worth?

Is it Self-Esteem and pride?

Is it Confidence?

Whatever thing you want, you can identify the

FEELING that you think it will bring you.

Then face the fact that you don't already feel that way.

So- if I think wining an Oscar will make me feel like

some Big-Shot, then I must acknowledge that I want

to feel like a Big-Shot, because I DON'T feel like one now.

So- WHY do I want to feel like a Big-Shot?

What do I WANT from feeling like a Big-Shot?

Worth?

Self-Esteem?

Well, since I know that even getting those things won't

make me feel that way..

(because I used to think having cool sneakers or

the right jeans would make me feel that way, and they didn't)

Then how about you just CHOOSE to give

yourself those feelings NOW?

"But I don't deserve them!"

No- you don't!

SO WHAT?

Did you know that James Cameron thinks his movies

are terrible? JAMES CAMERON!!!

So, who the hell are you to think that you deserve to

feel great?

Then again- Why not?

Here's a quick exercise (and I know this is turning

into a long email, but I want to get this out for you!)

Think of someone you love.

Someone you love a lot.

Don't you wish they could have the feelings

they want?

Would you let them have them if it were up to you?

Well, it IS up to you for yourself...

SO GIVE THEM TO YOURSELF!!

So- I ask you again:

WHAT DO YOU WANT????

Whatever it is- You already HAVE it-

just GIVE IT TO YOU!!

-Bones

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House of Cards | Season 5 Official Trailer- YESSSSS The Tagline!!!

I wrote this blog post just so I can say "YESSSS That Tagline!"





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The $7 Asset ANYONE Can Afford!

This video is great, short, and to the point. Creating assets doesn't have to mean buying million dollar homes, and you can buy or create an "Online Vending Machine" that pays you when it sells stuff,

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AMAZING AFFIRMATIONS! The Affirmations Workbook That You LOVE Writing In Everyday!

If you are someone who has:

• Read "The Secret", or watched the movie
• Has listened to subliminal audios about "manifesting your desires", or 
• Tapped your "meridian points" in front of the mirror while repeating 
• Affirmations or 
• Asking yourself Afformations(tm),

....but are still looking for some results:

This blog post is for you.

After having read a ton of books, and done a ton of exercises, and gone to a ton of seminars, I have figured out that there's really only one message any of us really need to cement into our unconscious:

"I LOVE MYSELF".

That's it.

Just one.

You want more? Great.

This is the only one that makes any real difference.

• Are you anorexic? You need to love yourself
• Are you an alcoholic? You need to love yourself
• Scared of the opposite sex? You need to love yourself
• Want too much sex? You need to love yourself
• Addicted to some behavior you don't want anymore?
• You're an actor, and you think enough applause will make the difference? 

YOU NEED TO LOVE YOURSELF

And you probably don't.

Worse than that, you probably hate yourself on some level for some reason.

Or at least dislike.

You like other people, even love other people.

Despite the common misconception that you have to love yourself before you can love another, I'm sure you DO love other people.

And you're a lot nicer to them than you are to yourself, because for one reason or another, you don' think you deserve it.

All this means is that you would be better off if you loved yourself.

But to actually work to love yourself, and believe it, you need to be BRAINWASHED. 

Brainwashed Into saying and believing:

"I LOVE MYSELF"

You need to brainwash yourself into loving yourself.

Do it for yourself.

Or, if that's not good enough reason for you yet, do it for the people you love who love you- even though you don't deserve their love.

In fact- if you WANT to deserve their love, then go ahead and love yourself for THEIR sake.

At least until you are done brainwashing yourself.

But how do you do it?

One day, while watching THE SIMPSONS, I saw Bart Simpson writing on the chalkboard, just like the beginning of every episode.

But this time, it hit me!

I should be WRITING out my ONE single affirmation over and over until it is cemented in my brain.

Seems dumb.

Seems stupid.

Seems too simple.

Don't I need to meditate, and "reach my inner child", and "leave those conversations behind", and walk through fire, and dance and sing and shout?

Maybe, but that's not what this is.

This is ONE simple, ROTE method for changing the ONE belief that makes any damn difference.

***Here's what you do:

Get a pack of cheap 8x11 notebooks from Amazon, or staples, or wherever:

Write in the front cover: "I LOVE MYSELF" The Affirmation Workbook I LOVE Writing In Everyday":

Then turn to page 1, and write "I love myself" in three columns, down the page, about 100 times.

Everyday.

Just sit there, and write it.

You may want to say it aloud as you write it, you may want to sing it. That's fine too.

If you had a third hand, you could tap your meridian points too. 

But you probably don't.

I have no fancy words for it other than to tell you that it's the simplest, easiest, way I have ever seen to get some amazing results.

But they all say that, right?

Well, here's the thing- if you just WRITE IN THIS BOOK like its a TASK (which it is) it will work for you:

No unconscious audios, no communing with spirit, just ROTE, MECHANICAL actions.

You can do that, can't you?

Not sure? Then your first 100 writings will be "I Can Do This".

And just so you know that I am doing it too:

And you know what? 

At first, it was weird.

Then it was fun, and novel.

Then it was dumb.

And now I look forward to it.

Everyday.

It takes 7 minutes.

Not 5, not 10, but about 7 minutes.

You can take your time, or you can rush.

If you miss a day, you just pick up where ou left off.

No "makeups" unless you want to punish yourself.

But someone who loves themselves wouldn't punish themselves over something so dumb as writing "I love myself" in a book over and over.

Besides, is that a punishment?

It's a statement of fact.

Or is it?

If not, I have a great ROTE task for you....

Jump up to the ***Here's What You Do section....

and repeat.

Because it's the Affirmation Workbook You LOVE To Write In Everyday!

Let me know how you like it! Post pictures, videos, whatever!

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