Sunday, June 07, 2015


Responsible Drunk Drivers- Unite!

I go out, I have a few drinks, and I want to go home.
I get in my car, and drive more carefully than I normally would, because I understand that I have a weapon in my hands.
A weapon that can accidentally kill myself and other people.
So yeah, I drive drunk- but I do it responsibly.
If I kill someone accidentally, then I would go to jail because it would be MY responsibility.
I guess I’m a criminal (since criminals don’t obey laws) but I don’t think drunk driving should be illegal, so I’m more of a patriot.
I have the God-Given RIGHT to drink and drive if I want, and no one will take it away from me.
I’m willing to take the consequences, even if other people aren’t as responsible as I am when they do it.
I hate the irresponsible drunk drivers- they make the rest of us look bad- idiots.
Last month, a girl I know who wasn’t a responsible drunk driver killed this soccer mom and one of her children, but the other kid in the car was paralyzed from the neck down. You should have seen the father crying through his anger.
He didn’t know what he was going to do. I actually think he was on suicide watch or something while his paralyzed kid was being fed at the hospital.
The woman going to jail now, and she should. Stupid, irresponsible woman.
She said it was an “accident”, but if she had been more responsible when she was driving drunk, then the accident wouldn’t have happened. She should have known that the mixture of alcohol and a car is like having a loaded weapon, and you should only use it when you absolutely know what you’re doing.
There are too many people who drink and drive without proper safety precautions the way she did.
For example, my kid once got behind the wheel of my car (just being like Daddy), but I showed him how to drive responsibly, and how to drink from a paper bag when he’s driving, just so that people don’t bother him.
There are unjust Open Container laws to avoid, but if you’re a concealed drinker, they can’t really catch you.
This is a call out for all of the responsible drinker-drivers to band together to get rid of these laws that are trying to stop us from getting places we want to go in the state of mind we wish to be.
The criminals won’t obey the laws anyway, so it’s up to us responsible drinker-drivers to get rid of those laws, and protect our children from the “Big Brother” of government trying to “protect” us from accidents and irresponsible drunk drivers!
You can take my drink when you can catch my car!!

By the way, in case you don't "get it", this is about GUNS.