I made a comment on Michael Phelps' Facebok yesterday,
and the Baltimore Sun saw it (read this story 'til the end):
http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bal-te.to.facebook19aug19,0,7126474.story
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Michael Phelps vs. Captain Kirk
Now that Michael Phelps has become the winningest olympian ever, therefore boldly going where no man has gone before, he must be measured by the yardstick of human male achievement: Captain Kirk.
They BOTH have many things in common:
1- They both like to be topless.
2- They both have a strong kick, though Phelps' is swimming, Kirk's is flying-leg.
3- They both yell- Phelps at important moments; Kirk, whenever.
4- Assuming that other planets get NBC and are watching the Olympics, they are both now galaxy-class sex symbols.
However, while Michael Phelps broke the world record in swimming several times, Captain Kirk broke through the great barrier at the center of our galaxy, as well as broke through warp 10- despite it being a theoretical impossibility.
Has Michael Phelps traveled faster than light? No.
How about faster than possible? No.
Has he made out with a green chick? Maybe, but not on TV- it only counts if it's on TV.
So, nice try Michael FLOPS, but Captain Kirk remains the Casanova of the Cosmos, the Plasma-Powered Playboy, the Warp-Speed Womanizer.
Congratulations on your gold trinkets; I'm sure you've made your country proud!
http://www.CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com
They BOTH have many things in common:
1- They both like to be topless.
2- They both have a strong kick, though Phelps' is swimming, Kirk's is flying-leg.
3- They both yell- Phelps at important moments; Kirk, whenever.
4- Assuming that other planets get NBC and are watching the Olympics, they are both now galaxy-class sex symbols.
However, while Michael Phelps broke the world record in swimming several times, Captain Kirk broke through the great barrier at the center of our galaxy, as well as broke through warp 10- despite it being a theoretical impossibility.
Has Michael Phelps traveled faster than light? No.
How about faster than possible? No.
Has he made out with a green chick? Maybe, but not on TV- it only counts if it's on TV.
So, nice try Michael FLOPS, but Captain Kirk remains the Casanova of the Cosmos, the Plasma-Powered Playboy, the Warp-Speed Womanizer.
Congratulations on your gold trinkets; I'm sure you've made your country proud!
http://www.CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com
Saturday, August 16, 2008
The FREE System that Rocks my world!
I just want to reiterate again how impressed I am with the Spiderweb system.
The way it's set up is 100% FREE, and it includes all of this amazing stuff.
I use a personal domain name for it:
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http://www.JobsStink.com
Because it just works better that way- don'tcha think?
While everyone is busy "Acting as if", I'm just doing my thing, enjoying life, and the system does the rest.
By the way, if you're reading this, you have nothing to lose by checking it out,
and EVERYTHING to gain.
http://www.JobsStink.com
The way it's set up is 100% FREE, and it includes all of this amazing stuff.
I use a personal domain name for it:
'
http://www.JobsStink.com
Because it just works better that way- don'tcha think?
While everyone is busy "Acting as if", I'm just doing my thing, enjoying life, and the system does the rest.
By the way, if you're reading this, you have nothing to lose by checking it out,
and EVERYTHING to gain.
http://www.JobsStink.com
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Best Star Trek Book Ever?
Well, I'm very partial to "The Return" by William Shatner, but these women have a different opinion...
I'm not arguing...
I'm not arguing...
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