Friday, December 05, 2014

How To Train Your Dragon (To Be A Racist) "2"

I just watched Dreamwork's "How To Be A Dragon 2" and boy am I racist.



See, the sequel is about how the peaceful Vikings and their pet Dragons are being threatened to wage war with another ex-viking from long ago.

Y'know, the black viking.

The one with Dreadlocks.

Voiced by the hardly-intelligible-to-begin-with Djimon Hounsou doing a sort of african-nordic-scottish accent.

"Well, at least there's a black guy playing him!" you say; "I mean, if there were no black people in this movie about Vikings, then you'd be marching and chanting about equal opportunity and affirmative action!"

"We had America Ferrera voicing a major part, isn't that enough?"

I keep using the word "voicing" so that you realize how ridiculous it is that in this movie there really is not only ONE black guy on screen, he is also the only one voicing himself- THE BAD GUY.

So, if you're wondering why it seems we can't get justice when black kids get killed, just have a movie night and explain to your kids that this dreadlocked foreigner HAD to be killed because he was trying to conquer those oh-so peaceful VIKINGS.


DREAMWORKS FAIL.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

The Universe Asks YOU A Question

When you think about WHY you are here,
Considering WHERE you are,
and WHO you want to be...
and WHAT you want to do,
and WHEN you want to start..

Let the Universe ask you this:


Maybe you can start by getting yourself free by starting a home business here:

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Is that how I fixed it last time?

"Where is the cover for the air conditioner?" I asked my ever-patient wife.
"I think it's gone" she said.
"Gone? Where could it have gone?"
"You said you think it flew off and fell down outside, remember"
"Oh.... Right. Is that why this cardboard is here? Did I fix it with this last time?"
"Yeah"
"Ok then... I'll just fix it like this again... for now.... like last year."



Don't judge me, you know you've done it.

Like that JOB that you were supposed to have as a "TEMPORARY" thing, that is now your Career.

Why not try out something different, like THIS SOLUTION

Monday, November 17, 2014

Tony Robbins Exposes Dirty Money Secrets

Tony Robbins Makes You a Deal to Invest For You...

Tony Robbins has  new book out where he has interviewed several of the world's best investors and money people.

All so he could expose their dirty secrets!

Watch the video AFTER this graphic:



I recommend you watch this whole thing, but I started the video where he gives an example that will SHOCK most people who don't know the rules. Just watch 2 minutes, and if you're not hooked, forget it.

BUT- if those 2 minutes peak your interest, watch the whole thing:



I ordered my copy, On AMAZON of course!



Sunday, November 16, 2014

Better Than Perfect?

I have a question for you-

What's BETTER than perfect?

If you are working on something being perfect
before you DO something....

Then ANYTHING is better.

"Good NOW is better than Perfect NEVER"


I have a friend who doesn't have a website AT ALL for her
acting business, and I have no idea why that is. It's been 7 years.

I have another friend who was constantly being asked for business cards.
It went on for years about how she wanted to make business cards.
She never made them... for years.
So, about 5 years ago, I made them FOR her.

-But she didn't like them.

In fact, she didn't want to hand them out when people would ask her for
them because she didn't like them enough.

But y'know what? Someone asked her for one when I had a few.
We gave them out anyway, because they were all she had.

She got calls and got business because of them.

You'd think that would prompt someone to make new ones,
but NOPE. She has yet to make new ones.

I wanted to make a spoof video of the Corona Commercials
because I hated them so much. But we were always waiting for the
perfect day to go to the beach, the perfect people, the perfect camera,
etc, and y'know what?

SUMMER IS OVER!

Also- Corona recently changed their whole campaign!

I missed the boat.

Choosing to DO SOMETHING NOW is better than being perfect never-

Make sure you've got your mind in the NOW, because that's the
only thing you have control of.


It's not perfect, but it's pretty damn good!

And if you have issues with perfectionism, my friend Casey
just read the audiobook version of THIS BOOK. Get a copy!

Sunday, November 09, 2014

"Too Many Cooks" is BONKERS

"Too Many Cooks" seems like it's going to be the beginning of a sitcom parody:

And then it blows your mind for a very long time. I don't want to say too much
because... well... really, just watch it. And then ask yourself "WTF Did I just watch?"



Yeah, yeah- I know. Bonkers, right?

But if you get it, leave me a comment and SHARE THIS NOW!

Monday, November 03, 2014

Network Marketing vs Affiliate Marketing, vs High-Ticket Sales- Which is best?


Unless you're in the space of Home business and making money from home or online, you might not really understand the difference between Network Marketing, Affiliate marketing (or affiliate sales) or what's now known as "High -Ticket"sales or "GPT" as Mike Dillard called it a few years ago.

This video by Darren Hanser really does an excellent job of explaining the differences and why a system that we both use really takes the best from all three philosophies:



So, if that cleared up the differences between Affiliate Marketing, Network Marketing, and High Tickets sasles for you, leave a comment. If the system he described sounds like something you'd like to know more about, then CLICK HERE TO TAKE A TEST DRIVE.


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