Thursday, November 26, 2009

"Leblon James" slam dunks Miami nightlife

************************************************************
"Leblon James" slam dunks Miami nightlife

Never bet against King James.

What does famous basketball star Lebron James have to do with my hangover?
Well, it's not what you think...

I decided to go out in Miami with a rather tall chilean female friend of mine,
and we ran into a bunch of Spaniards who kept saying that Miami was "puta madre",
which by my understanding means "whore mother".

Well, by the end of the night, I would know what they meant.

The four of us went out to The Delano, one of Miami's hottest, swankiest hotels,
where women can just stand around and be bought drinks, rooms, and
bentleys if they're patient. I turned my head for a second to talk to the spaniards
when some guy with a glint in his eye offered to by my vertically advantaged friend a drink:

"Have you had a Leblon James yet?"
"huh?"
"It's Leblon and Orange Juice"

I laughed, and maybe interrupting his flow,
"That's hilarious" I said.

Of course, I got the joke, that LebRon James (with an r) is a basketball star,
and so having Leblon (a brand of Cachaca) with orange juice was representative of him.

It was sweeter than a vodka and oj,
but not girlie, so I liked it.

We all liked it.

Well, the guy was nice enough to get us all a round,
and then another, and then another.

And at the Delano, that got pricey.

Frankly, I was thinking about going home with him myself!

We eventually left (sorry Delano guy) and went on to The Clevelander,
which is pretty much the opposite of The Delano, with people dancing
and rapping along to hip-hop beats all night.

We thought it was appropriate to order a couple of Leblon James' at the Clevelander
(Lebron plays for The Cleveland Cavaliers), but the bartender hadn't heard of it yet.

Once we explained it was Leblon with Orange juice,
the bartender laughed, and gave them to us on the house!

That's probably when we should have called the game,

but since we didn't pay for the first round, we made it up by ordering two more.
Well, about an hour into the dancing, just about when
Biggie was talking about how his crew does run-run, I felt it-

Leblon James had slam dunked on me.

I decided that I would put some money down on the next Cavaliers game,
because if King James' drink could do a number on me,
I'm pretty sure we'll see them in the final four this year.
******************************

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

I'm leaving for 6 months- want our apartment?

I just booked a job that is taking me to Miami for 6 months!
I leave this week, and Laura's going to follow mid-November. 

We are looking for someone to stay in our second bedroom while we're gone.

If you know of anyone who is looking for an apartment,
feel free to forward this info to them- probably the best deal in the city!

(I have NOT sent this to everyone, so if you think "he MUST have sent it to _____"
you might be wrong- please forward it just in case)

Thanks so much, and if you're curious about what I'll be doing down there,
go to: http://www.LegalizeCachaca.com come join the movement and get free drinks!

Bones & Laura- 917-450-7925 & 917-549-5496
****************************** ************************

Partially furnished bedroom in a FULLY furnished large 2-bedroom apartment
Available from November to April (dates somewhat flexible).

97th street off Central Park West

Lots of space including large closet in the bedroom

Wireless internet & Cable, 50" plasma TV, Xbox 360 (Bones' baby) w/ROCKBAND!
Full kitchen with new stove and more appliances than Martha Stewart's TV kitchen
(Married people get kitchen stuff), including a Kitchen-Aid Mixer (see what I mean?)

White Baby-Grand Piano in the living room (classy!)

Own Terrace overlooking Central Park,
half a block from the NEW WHOLE FOODS!

Same block as B and C train, also super close to the 1, 2, 3 trains. 
Doorman building.
Laundromat in building.

We might come back from Miami for a few short visits,
but generally you'll have the apartment to yourself.

Everything is included at $1600/month.
1st and last month deposit requested.
Call anytime for more info!

Bones & Laura- 917-450-7925 & 917-549-5496

I'm leaving for 6 months- want our apartment?

I just booked a job that is taking me to Miami for 6 months!
I leave this week, and Laura's going to follow mid-November. 

We are looking for someone to stay in our second bedroom while we're gone.

If you know of anyone who is looking for an apartment,
feel free to forward this info to them- probably the best deal in the city!

(I have NOT sent this to everyone, so if you think "he MUST have sent it to _____"
you might be wrong- please forward it just in case)

Thanks so much, and if you're curious about what I'll be doing down there,
go to: http://www.LegalizeCachaca.com come join the movement and get free drinks!

Bones & Laura- 917-450-7925 & 917-549-5496
****************************** ************************

Partially furnished bedroom in a FULLY furnished large 2-bedroom apartment
Available from November to April (dates somewhat flexible).

97th street off Central Park West

Lots of space including large closet in the bedroom

Wireless internet & Cable, 50" plasma TV, Xbox 360 (Bones' baby) w/ROCKBAND!
Full kitchen with new stove and more appliances than Martha Stewart's TV kitchen
(Married people get kitchen stuff), including a Kitchen-Aid Mixer (see what I mean?)

White Baby-Grand Piano in the living room (classy!)

Own Terrace overlooking Central Park,
half a block from the NEW WHOLE FOODS!

Same block as B and C train, also super close to the 1, 2, 3 trains. 
Doorman building.
Laundromat in building.

We might come back from Miami for a few short visits,
but generally you'll have the apartment to yourself.

Everything is included at $1600/month.
1st and last month deposit requested.
Call anytime for more info!

Bones & Laura- 917-450-7925 & 917-549-5496

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I joined Start-Trekkin' New York!

So, a few weeks ago I joined Start-Trekkin', New York's premier Star-Trek bassed Improv group. We performed at the Big Apple Comic-con this weekend, and had a blast:





HONEST "Instant Pay Machine" Review

This system is EXACTLY what you want in an Online Money-generating system: Ease of use, and MULTIPLE STREAMS!! You can get it here now: