Monday, September 03, 2007

The PAINS of Labor Day!!



Excuse me, but why do we celebrate LABOR DAY?
>
>Doesn't LABOR hurt?
>
>When I was little, and I did something wrong, like
>throwing paper airplanes around the house, my mother
>would say things like "I did NOT spend 20 hours in
>LABOR just so you could almost burn down the house!"
>
>(Oh- I forgot to mention- before I threw the planes,
>I lit them on fire)
>
>Wait a second- we're celebrating the OTHER
>kind of labor?
>
>Wait- like WORK???????
>
>WE'RE CELEBRATING GOING BACK TO WORK????
>
>We're celebrating that summer is OVER,
>and that the girls are going to start
>dressing "conservative" again?
>
>We're celebrating the season where girls STOP going wild?
>
>We're celebrating the thing that you do for
>8 hours a day, 50 weeks a year?
>
>We're celebrating that thing that wakes you up,
>tells you where to go, what to eat, what you can afford
>to wear, schools to go to, and TITLE you have?
>
>Just THINKING about LABOR gives me pains!
>
>Why not celebrate FINANCIAL FREEDOM instead?
>
>Tune into our FREE "Health and Wealth" webcasts-
>from now until Sept. 19th.
>
>If you want an appointment, just go through here:
>
>http://www.elevenfreakinthousand.com/Quit.asp
>
>Create Wealth
>Have Fun
>Help Others
>
>Join the discussion, Join the movement,
>Lead the revolution.
>
>Let Your Light So Shine Before Men,
>Bones Rodriguez
>http://www.BonesRodriguez.com
>212-978-1453
>Entreperformers

Blog Archive